Somebody please help me I am being held against my will in Edgerton Wisconsin and have been here for about a month so far. I keep hearing strange noises about "fucking my pussy", or "slapping that ass real rough" coming from the vents in my bathroom.
Milwaukee Black Land Lady X goes at it on an average of maybe 4 times a week on the couch at the bottom of my stairs with only a thin wooden door to muffle her screams and hoots! Who knows what's going on down there!
Evidence gathered from me and Dr. Chris Hillis suggests that it's anything from her Ron Jeremy Cheech Marin look alike husband and his 10 inch dong "fucking that pussy harder than shit" while somebody pays to watch (don't laugh, it's true) to my 4'5'' 60 year old neighbor who lives with her 90 year old mom getting dildo'd by Milwaukee Black Land Lady X and her fat friend who drives the rape van.
I first became aware of Milwaukee Black Land Lady X's sexual addiction at my housewarming party when she offered Eddie Roemer a blow job, but only after he "got up in this shit", pointing to her vagina.
So please come over and if you cant take me away at least bring me whiskey or a fucking DVD player that works.
Milwaukee Black Land Lady X goes at it on an average of maybe 4 times a week on the couch at the bottom of my stairs with only a thin wooden door to muffle her screams and hoots! Who knows what's going on down there!
Evidence gathered from me and Dr. Chris Hillis suggests that it's anything from her Ron Jeremy Cheech Marin look alike husband and his 10 inch dong "fucking that pussy harder than shit" while somebody pays to watch (don't laugh, it's true) to my 4'5'' 60 year old neighbor who lives with her 90 year old mom getting dildo'd by Milwaukee Black Land Lady X and her fat friend who drives the rape van.
I first became aware of Milwaukee Black Land Lady X's sexual addiction at my housewarming party when she offered Eddie Roemer a blow job, but only after he "got up in this shit", pointing to her vagina.
So please come over and if you cant take me away at least bring me whiskey or a fucking DVD player that works.
3 comments:
hahaha. well...i guess we now know why its only 400 something a month with cable and utilities! im home next weekend. lets pump-it-up.
cliff 'em all, 8pm sharp!
i live in blood territory, beat that fucker
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