Brian Posehn - Metal by Numbers

Brian Posehn composes his own metal music video, with lots of lulz for results.

"Now heres the gay part, it has melody"

Link: Metal By Numbers

eye me mine

so there's nothing like hitting your own eye on the corner of your own car door to make you feel like a complete fuckhead.

some excuciating pain, some nasty eye juice, and a trip to the ER later, there's nothing wrong with me and i should recover quite nicely.

i REALLY wanted an eyepatch though, but my doctor was freaking me out. he was looking through some....eye thingy checking my pupils with all the lights off in the room, whispering with his mouth right by my ear, "you have the biggest pupils i've ever seen!"

whatever.

Read a book

Koushun Takami's action packed thriller is based on the following things:

1.) A group of junior high school students

2.) A deserted island

3.) An authoritarian program which provides them with weapons

4.) The rule that they have to kill each other

5.) Only one person can survive

just fucking order it off amazon or check borders...now.