eye me mine

so there's nothing like hitting your own eye on the corner of your own car door to make you feel like a complete fuckhead.

some excuciating pain, some nasty eye juice, and a trip to the ER later, there's nothing wrong with me and i should recover quite nicely.

i REALLY wanted an eyepatch though, but my doctor was freaking me out. he was looking through some....eye thingy checking my pupils with all the lights off in the room, whispering with his mouth right by my ear, "you have the biggest pupils i've ever seen!"

whatever.